The Bitch is Back

My Sister.  She's funny when she's calm.

My Sister. She’s funny when she’s calm.

Y’all, this one’s short and sweet.  Just a memo, if you’re still out there, that my ass will be back online tomorrow.  I can’t tell you where I went, or why–too many hungry monkeys out there groveling for my demise.  But, I can tell you this: I wasn’t made for closets.  And I’m dancing back at you as fast as my feet can go, in boots.  Ridiculous, this two (three?) month lay-down.  Did absolutely no good in the end, chapped my ass and made me one ornery old broad.  If my online presence makes folks feel that upset, why . . . I reckon they need to garner better self esteem.  To each their own, except:

We were right in the middle of a conversation.  How  . . . rude.  Just bad Southern manners, really.  Anyway, as I was saying . . .

See y’all in the a.m.


About Southern Fried Witch

Deep-fried magic tastes better with ranch dressing.
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27 Responses to The Bitch is Back

  1. Alice Mae Lewis says:

    Right after I found your blog… Poof! So glad you’re back! Blessings.

  2. Whoopeee!!!! Glad to see you’re alive and kickin’!

  3. Cyn says:

    Hell, Yeah! And ’bout time. And a big welcome back smooch and hug.

  4. Diva says:

    Laying down and playing dead never did anybody any good that wasn’t an ol possum. Glad to know you are refusing silence. If nobody else in the whole world wants, needs, even, your voice. Little ol me does. Welcome back!

  5. slystephy says:

    Glad you have decided to fly back to where you belong, ’cause the shadows ain’t for someone of the light!!!!! Just saying!

  6. LizBet says:

    bouncin’ with glee!! READY for more. xxxxoooo Missed you mama!!

  7. chefette13 says:

    So happy that you are finally back! I thought of you often and hoped you weren’t ill. can’t wait to read the further adventures of a southern fried witch 🙂 I have always enjoyed your posts and have missed you! Welcome back!!

  8. Melanie says:

    Yay! And thank goodness!

  9. LadyCharissa says:

    The people that don’t like what you have to say should just not read it. The rest of us miss you like crazy!

  10. Rae says:

    So glad you’re back!

  11. Charlotte Undery says:

    About effin’ time you got back here! 🙂 *HUG* Welcome back!

  12. Aradia LeCrone says:

    Welcome back, Baby!!! Not certain what’s going on but I have a feeling it’s similar to some of the things I’ve run across in my 40 plus years in “Da Craft”. Buck up Darlin’! We’re here for ya!! (ANOTHER of the Southern Fried variety who jumped out of the fire and back in the pan lol)

  13. jen says:

    Hellz to the yeahz! I am a very happy woman right now. Don’t even need to slap a bow on it, best gift I’ve had in awhile! Welcome back my in-box missed you 🙂

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